Her name was Lola
She was a show cat
With yellow feathers in her hair, and a fur coat down to there
She would make biscuits and do the shimmy
And while she tried to be a star
Friends of Felines tended bar
She’s just a lovely girl
Who could ask for more

At the rescue, the rescue centre
The hottest spot north of Halstead
At the rescue, the rescue centre
Dreamies and cuddles we’re always in fashion
At the rescue, you’ll fall in love

Her name was Lola
But that was 12 years ago, when she used to have a show
Now its a disco, but not for Lola
A lovely home now she will need
Nice and quite yes indeed
She sits there so refined, and stalks the birds half blind
She’s not lost her youth, just her mum
Now she’s wanting love to be devine

At the rescue, the rescue centre
The hottest spot north of Halstead
At the rescue, the rescue centre
Dreamies and cuddles we’re always in fashion
At the rescue, you’ll fall in love 

I’m searching for my Barry..... could that be you?

(PS If you listen carefully, you can hear Chris, the Web guy's teeth grinding, because he wishes he'd come up with my bio!)